She didn’t know why Her third planet kept getting out of balance, it’s acidity growing and the temperature rising.
She knew She hadn’t paid much attention to it since removing the dinosaurs, then afterwards rebalanced the land and the sea.
Putting Her presence their, She saw humans had appeared and were eating all the woolly mammoths, throwing off the planet’s ph.
Its hard making reality, because as Goddess She had to abided by free will and sentience, so She decided She really didn’t need the mammoths anyway.
She decides to visit the humans because She was horny and hadn’t had sex in thousands of years, and lived among the humans at orgies.
But after ten thousand years She left, because the humans kept falling to their knees to worship Her, while some attacked Her and some of Her friends.
Saddened, She looked on as an onlooker at an automobile accident who could do nothing.
And She sat and watched, until men were trying to remove Roe vs. Wade…..Now She was pissed.
Liferaft in the Abyss 